Break A Leg

I am loving this story about a guy who tired to smuggle drugs in a novel way - in a leg cast made of cocaine! Good times! You'd think the cocaine cast would have been enough for the guy, but he was also carrying several beer cans and a couple of hollowed-out stools filled with coke - c'mon man, that's just greedy! The most fucked up part was that his leg was actually broken, and police suspect the break may have been deliberate, in order to make the ruse look more convincing...

I hope he got to have some of the coke before they broke his leg.